everyday is sinday

2010-05-16T02:20:00.000+08:00

Or instead...The less you consume, the more you live?

2 (010) - geddit?

2009-12-28T14:48:00.000+08:00

ba booooo

2009-01-01T04:52:00.004+08:00

Helloooooo 2009! According to the Mayan calendar, only 3 more years to end of life as we know it. Exciting!Cycled into a random condo, crashed a house party by pure chance, met strangers friends and drank free beer.Brilliant start to the new year man. To you, me, Christ, and everybody else... CHEERS!

2008-11-22T09:08:00.005+08:00

I had always assumed that tonsilitis affected only the tonsils and throat, but firsthand experience with this irksome motherfu- disease led me to conclude two things:First, that the word 'assume' probably came about because it's a combination of 'ass', 'u' and 'me'. Makes an ASS of U n ME. Ha, get it??Second, tonsilitis really sucks. :( Don't get it!!------I was walking out to catch a bus to the

2008-09-05T19:15:00.006+08:00

What I learnt during soccer training today:1) Think fast...2) ... and stick with your decision. Be single-minded!3) Squaring the ball is dangerous. Unless you're absolutely sure of it.4) Follow up to the second ball!5) Getting your ankle sprained to the extent you can't even walk, with a social game against some Nigerian champions in two days, and with SUniG (Singapore Uni Games) next week,

2008-08-12T13:31:00.005+08:00

A leap year is like the World Cup. It comes along once every four years. It is a year in which there are 366 days instead of the usual 365, because the Earth (did you know?) rotates approximately 362.25 for each solar revolution. That intercalary day is February 29. If you can't do the math, click here.The protagonist in this watchable local production was named Li-Ann (Li-Lin) and born on that

2008-07-20T05:19:00.006+08:00

From the sands (and occasional grass patch) of Yishun Ring Road to the champions of the inaugural Sunday Mini League and promotion to ESPZEN Div 4, and to square off against the champions of Div 2 in the prestigious Champions' Cup in September... We're flying, man.

2008-05-30T15:52:00.010+08:00

<3That's an electronic heart, the universal symbol of love and respiration, not a double-scoop cone ice cream. Mine belongs to Esther. =) If familiarity does breed contempt, I'm glad I'm gonna hate you and not anyone else. That's why your NRIC ends with J and mine ends with E!INCUBUS - I MISS YOUJJ Lin - Dou Jiang You TiaoArctic Monkeys - A Certain RomanceShe Wants Revenge - Us3eb - Deep Inside

2008-05-18T17:03:00.005+08:00

To all MNCs/Richie Riches/governments, we are now accepting bids for sponsors!Cost of sponsorship: A reasonable SGD 2000.00To have your company logo etched on our shirts forever as an affordable and perpetual form of advertisement: PricelessWhy us? Why not?$113.75 - $4.50 (bola) = $109.25

2008-04-29T20:56:00.002+08:00

If this heart-warming picture of a dog riding in its mobile kennel can't put a smile on your face, nothing else will. Awww.... Smile and the whole world smiles with you, woof!

2008-04-28T00:17:00.002+08:00

We won.3-2 (peng assisted boon; boon assisted jason; josh assisted jason)

2008-04-21T01:02:00.001+08:00

Team fund: $91.75 + $22.00 (collective excess from previous matches) = $113.75We play VJC at their (astro) turf (pun intended!) next weekend. Should I not update about it this coming Sunday, it probably meant we were divinely intervened not to have won bragging rights.Cya soon,JoshPS: Cristiano to own Zambrotta!

2008-03-29T21:44:00.002+08:00

Our current team fund: $109.55 - $7.80 for transportation (two cabs from Dover MRT to NUS SRC) - $10.00 for hydration (10 cans of 100 plus for the team hustling in the blistering heat) = $91.75Boon's Team Everyday Sunday crashed out of the quarter-finals of the NUS King of the Courts tournament today in penalties. Nonetheless, a valiant effort! Well done squad! Last time knock-out phase, this

2008-03-24T03:01:00.004+08:00

Our current team fund: $144.10 - $34.55 (02 x Nike Hi-Vis [yellow/purple] balls) = $109.55We finally broke our two-digit duck today. Congratulations on a job well done, team! Cheers to Manchester United also for crushing Liverfool 3-0.

2008-02-13T01:53:00.004+08:00

Dear all,There will be no more match updates on this blog until further notice. No, we're not "calling it a day" and "hanging up our boots", someone else will be reporting our scores for us! That person in question, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than the ESPZEN webmaster.That's right, we're joining ESPZEN come next week or June!The total damage to our collective wallet is SGD ????.?? for ??

2008-01-13T21:38:00.000+08:00

Wak came late.Some Brazilian team 2 - 4 Everyday Sunday FC-Treasury update: $145.00 + $14.00 (today's excess) - $36.00 (King Nathan's Petr Cech gloves) = $123.00 + $8.00 (200108's excess) = $131.00The team-subsidized G-force gloves proved its worth as Nathan made a crucial save with them, brilliantly denying the opponents a chance to equalize after the referee gifted the opposition a dubious

2008-01-06T12:23:00.000+08:00

Treasury update: S$115.00 + S$30.00 (contributed by the lunatics pictured below): = S$145.00Everyday Sunday. Fun, laughter, peace, joy, Taboo and a 5-0 thrashing of a yellow team to kick off the new year. Peng put the whites ahead with a Messi/Zizou/Kaka-like chip within the first five minutes of the match, and although we dropped our metaphoric gears after that, we still managed to score four

2007-12-30T14:13:00.000+08:00

Peng has recently turned 21, and is now officially a full-fledged adult. This means other than the fact that he's one year closer to his inevitable death, he's also of legal age to sign his life away on paper, consume alcohol, cigarettes and drugs without having to face the merciless, muscular arm of the law (other than his parents' of course hohoho)!ESFC 3 - 1 some team in blueEver heard the

2007-12-17T02:14:00.001+08:00

This picture says it all. Champions Manchester United broke Liverfool fans' hearts (as you can see in the background hahaha) with Tevez scoring the only goal of the match at "fortress"Anfield! Take tomorrow off and celebrate! Arsenal also gunned down Chelsea 1-0.ESFC 4 - 1 BluesEveryday Sunday marked a brilliant comeback from going 1-0 down at half-time, converting four of numerous chances in the

2007-12-15T23:47:00.000+08:00

ESFC 2 - 1 "some Indians" FCEnigmatic winger Vijay scored two goals from close range to give ESFC a well-deserved victory over lesser but valiant opponents. Well done lads! ^_^In other news, remember to watch Manchester United annihilate Liverpool tomorrow at 2130 hours; and watch the Gunners give the Blues some Monday blues come midnight!listen to:Nelly Furtado - No Hay Igual and move your

2007-11-27T22:05:00.000+08:00

This post is specially dedicated to our GORGEOUS team mascot/photographer, Rongzhu Goh, aka Stefanie Sun or A*mei, who in our opinion scored ten hat-tricks of her own against the other competitors for the crown. Thanks for everything! Go Goh!

2007-11-25T00:01:00.000+08:00

Everyday Sunday might have been last-minute registrants for the XYQ Street Soccer Tournament 2007, but still emerged worthy debut champions with an emphatic scoreline of 10-0 in the final match. Boon 4, Josh 3, Peng 2, Eugene 1, Nathan (clean sheet), Kim (biked off to celebrate Deepavali?!)Nathan was also awarded the "Clean Sheet Award" for conceding the least amount of goals throughout the

2007-11-11T21:06:00.000+08:00

Treasury update:S$87.00 + S$10.00 (111107 match's excess) = S$97.00 (CAOT [correct as of today, not tomorrow nor yesterday])forca 07: sports and charity go hand in hand. just like how ice cream waffle and root beer floats go hand in hand (pun intended) with us!Everyday Sunday 3 - 0 Calvin'sOn-form striker Yenhao (2) added two goals to his tally after applying his customary finishing touch to two

2007-11-04T15:48:00.000+08:00

Match report:ESFC 9 - 2 Anti-potatoes (kan dang)Lethal weapon YENHAO (2), trash-talk hero JOSH (4), jersey-lovin' JASON (2) and "Chilaverthan" NATHAN (1 sublime lob!) contributed to the unflattering scoreline of only 9 goals scored, not managing to break our team's best record against some foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, dirty-as-shit sore losers.Sturdy WAKALELE/WAK (the Fuck) got sent off for

2007-10-30T03:16:00.000+08:00

My Sundays,After much deliberation/bickering over delectable briyani rice and expertly-tossed Indian dough at the Prata House, emo Weilin, 3SG Josh and Mr. Boon have concluded that, in order to improve as a collective, the team has to:1) RUN INTO SPACE- now, we are all athletic and fit young men just like the lads over at Arsenal FC, so why not exploit our endless stamina and mercurial pace

2007-10-21T12:32:00.001+08:00

Jason left his team shirt and shorts for some fortunate field warden who now has become ESFC's number 8! Haha. Mr Ang here has hence taken on # 16. Due to his frivolous lifestyle comprised mostly of drugs, sex and booze, he has financial "difficulties" and will pay $50.0 to the team fund the following month.Behold, the NUS Soccer Heartbeat Finalists... Quarter-finalists, that is! If not for some

2007-09-30T20:06:00.000+08:00

v some blue team at ang mo kio sec30 sept 076-0yenhao/tongpeng/joshtong/pengyenhao/?josh/yenhaojosh/peng"hi, i'm maggie. can i play ball with you guys? oops! wrong sport, hehehehe"In other news, team captain Boon makes a substitution of locality with yours truly this coming Tuesday. Taiwan to Singapore and vice versa. We are going to do the customary hand-slap gesture at the Changi Airport, in a

2007-09-25T20:22:00.000+08:00

Treasury update:Mikasa ball bought for Weilin at S$69.00 from Queensway on 250907Distribution of cost:1/3 from Peng's bro for blasting the ball high and wide into oblivion;1/3 from Weilin for ownage of the team ball;1/3 from team fund.69/3 = 23110 (original fund) - 23 = $87.00 (present fund)

2007-09-22T19:45:00.000+08:00

We dominated the match with only 9 men (10 actually, but I left midway through the first half to get the gash on my altercated forehead stitched up), and scored 3 goals against a lacklustre outfit.ESFC 3-1adib/-wak/-beckham/peng-no pictures today due to the absence of rongzhu and kim-As we all know, I'm a pretty honest and transparent kind of person. So... At current, ESFC's treasury contains

2007-09-17T00:00:00.000+08:00

A hat-trick of matches was played over the last two weeks, and in those 270 minutes, we scored 13 goals and conceded 7. That makes an astonishing average of 4.33 goals a game!On the 7th, we suffered only our second defeat in a decade to some Vietnamese (presumably from the national team, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to win) in yet another first-team-absence-riddled match which concluded

2007-09-02T15:37:00.000+08:00

ESFC 6 - 1 MiB (Men in Blue)02 September 2007Goals/assisted by:Adib/JoshYen Hao/EugeneYen Hao/-Yen Hao/Zhong LunJosh/JasonJosh/Jason-The team was, for the first time, playing without their talismanic captain Boon, who was away on national duty in the beauteous country of Taiwan. Star winger Peng was also absent this week due to his commissioning parade taking precedence the coming Thursday. There

2007-08-25T14:40:00.000+08:00

We inaugurated the donning of our new shirt with a 3-1 victory over constabulary oranges at the Old Police Academy. Had our forwards not spurned so many gilt-edged opportunities, the scoreline would have probably arrived at double-figures. But still, a victory is a victory, and the team of whites await the next match, this time in their full kit.JoshuaAdibNathan----------------------------

2007-08-24T14:44:00.000+08:00

This, my friends, is the ultimate keychain.It was literally buy at first sight; I was prepared to fork out a sum of twenty dollars for the nostalgic Lego piece, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it cost only S$7.90.There were a whole lot of other remarkable variations as well, namely several prominent Star Wars characters such as Darth Vader (his jet black cape included! :) and R2D2,

2007-02-28T21:10:00.000+08:00

you're such a liar. here's some poetry (or rather, an attempt at) for youCINDY...You do cause my deepest, darkest secrets to leakI suffer from your various tricksThe truth within me I seek to reach the peakThat is, indeed the best treat...You make me weak.She Wants Revenge - Us

2006-11-29T23:50:00.000+08:00

Behold- the genius and his "brains".Here's something to lift you from the gloom of monday morning! :)

2006-11-25T12:16:00.000+08:00

This is what Rooney feels about the recent GST hike.GET IN THERE!

2006-10-08T21:45:00.000+08:00

Real pictures coming soon...3 fleeting hours spent clubbing with the stunning girls of Taipei in LAVA BAR made the 3 weeks of ROC (Republic of China) training for the 3SG rank all worthwhile. Hat-trick!!!I am now officially addicted to the notion of backpacking and making the globe my home. :)Click here to get the lyrics to sing along to these wonderful Mandarin songs:Jay - Yi Fu Zhi MingDavid

2006-09-01T17:16:00.000+08:00

When you drive, you pay attention.You don't take pictures like this while your car's moving.Because not everyone's so magnanimous like the guy whose car I kinda messed up.Thanks for letting me off, sir! I'll be sure to let you know if anyone wants to buy or sell houses.Taimeiwan, here we come!Magnet - The Pacemaker

2006-08-15T14:05:00.000+08:00

A-KIND-OF-ADVERT:I have remained faithfully married to this blogskin for far too long... And I think it's time for a divorce. Sorry. Any kind soul out there who wanna help me get a new wife? :)A-BELATED-QUOTE-FROM-THE-WORLD-CUP:"I will aim for Lehmann's (German goalie) head. It either falls off or the ball goes in." - Carlos Tevez (L)Now my friends, that's how you take a penalty. Alas, the

2006-07-28T20:54:00.000+08:00

Happy 20th birthday Rayner! (: Your house parties are the best, just like you.Can you bring yourself to say no?Captain Jack Sparrow's influence is far-reaching, evidently.Sum 41 - Slipping AwayGreen Day - Jesus of SuburbiaOK Go - A Million Ways To be Cruel

2006-07-22T01:52:00.000+08:00

When Bearsin was just a lil boyYou know you've found the one when the ring slips on with ease, but hurts as hell to remove.Watch , listen and recline to the tunes of:Li Hom - Big City Small LoveRJD2 - Ghostwriter

2006-07-01T01:54:00.000+08:00

It is a sad day...The stubs are now in the bin, dejected, like all Argentinians and myself. ): I won't cry for you, Argentina.They succumbed to host nation Germany 2-4 (1-1) in penalties.Guard duty sucks, but at least you get to watch numerous dogs attempt to butt fuck one another! :)Incubus - Summer Romance (acoustic)Garbage - #1 CrushLittle Britain

2006-06-18T00:58:00.000+08:00

I got stung by a bee on my left arm (only because it's so sweet- try it!),Enjoyed (strangely) watching porker lead a dance with the bear;What's this? UFO! Could this finally be the elusive proof of life ou-Oh- it's just the next best thing to the reverse bungee but since the latter's cords snapped... ):My rear mirror reveals the truth at long last.Misfits - Dream LoverAlison Wants

2006-05-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

Hullo!It's been so long since I last blogged that I actually forgot my pundek (ask your Indian buddy) username for awhile, but you know specialists (sergeants) are intelligent and all so... Haha.But apparently the best aren't infallible, as evident in my first fine ever as shown above... Thank god they didn't catch me beating the red light!Congratulations to Barcelona for winning the European Cup

2006-03-18T16:40:00.000+08:00

My School of Infantry Specialists (Sergeant) course commences on the 20th of March; coveted OC$ in ten weeks thereafter?Ever wonder how one meagre lighter can entertain a gathering of Mohawk graduates?Just apply heat!Listen to , dine at , watch and look at .

2006-03-01T03:34:00.000+08:00

Imagine how life would be like if you were the last male on earth. Awesome! Goddess Natalie Portman might then actually take a first, second and perhaps even a third look at you.M is for...mohawk!, manchester united, madrid, messi, maradona, melissa theuriau, mitsubishi lancer, metallica, mothers...and marching in March.Supercar - DaydreamerScott Matthew - Be HumanDeath Cab for Cutie - Crooked

2006-02-26T02:54:00.000+08:00

Just 9 more days to the tossing of each and every recruit's jockey cap into the air- can you hear pop loh?

2006-01-28T23:03:00.000+08:00

Personally I feel that the single most remarkable event of the arduous 7-day Mohawk Field Camp was the turnout, (presumably) codenamed Operation: Wild Boar.The picture above I drew in the dim admin tentage, so pardon the incoherent lines. For your viewing pleasure, I took the liberty of redrawing a more legible version afterwards of what happened at Permatang on that fateful night.Enjoy!I thought

2006-01-10T15:11:00.002+08:00

You know, I have always thought that this eyesore of a road marker was rigid. So I jumped on it, hoping my weight would collaborate with the planet's gravity and split the protuberant object into two.Alas, it was rubbery and the resultant impact nearly sprained my ankle. :(BEWARE!^ click to view full pictureProbably the gloomiest teddy bear picture you'll ever find. :(Wishing all our Muslim

2006-01-10T15:11:00.001+08:00

You know, I have always thought that this eyesore of a road marker rigid. So I jumped on it, hoping my weight would collaborate with the planet's gravity and split the protuberant object into two. Alas, it was rubbery and the resultant impact nearly sprained my ankle. :(BEWARE!^ click to view full pictureProbably the gloomiest teddy bear picture you'll ever find. :(Wishing all our Muslim friends

2006-01-10T15:11:00.000+08:00

You know, I have always thought that this eyesore of a road marker was rigid. So I jumped on it, hoping my weight would collaborate with the planet's gravity and split the protuberant object into two.Alas, it was rubbery and the resultant impact nearly sprained my ankle. :(BEWARE!click to view full picture in all its melancholyProbably the gloomiest teddy bear picture you'll ever find. :(Wishing

2006-01-02T02:46:00.000+08:00

Wayne Rooney and Manchester United begin the new year in style by trouncing Bolton Wanderers 4-1A vespa is like a moving chair (thanks terrydinho)The comfort gifts my butt and full stomach jubilation!To no regrets and punctuality for everyone,HAPPY OH SIX!

2005-12-23T07:58:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered why must we serve?Because we love our land (this part is especially poignant),And we want it to be free, to be free... YA! M23! <:)Wishing all a Merry Christmas and a truly Happy New Year in advance!Nu - Any Other Girl

2005-12-07T06:58:00.000+08:00

Before I enlist for National Service in 25 hours or so, here's something to cheer you up whilst I'm gone! :) And for all beautiful players of the beautiful game, here's a beautiful website.Zero7 - DestinyIncubus - The Warmth/Live in M'siaThe Killers - All These Things That I've Done

2005-11-21T20:01:00.000+08:00

What would Jesus Tyler Durden do?Watch the comely Lisa Ang host Hi-Life every Saturday at 9:30PM on Channel NewsAsia. Her dimples...! :]If your legs are itching for some ball-kicking, why not head down to the field beside Kembangan MRT at 6PM everyday for a social game? The people there actually take the initiative to approach you to participate. Well done!Also, many thanks to the weatherman for

2005-11-10T00:23:00.000+08:00

If you've not seen the latest commercial featuring Ronaldinho and his gold-applied (!) US6000-$ boots yet, please, you're really missing out.Beware! His singing (presumably) and sambaing on the other video available for download on Nikefootball is pretty mesmerizing as well. Joca... Joca Bola!The ultimate Mediacorp channel.Be sure to catch Brainiac, Arrested Development and Sopranos. These are

2005-11-05T13:50:00.000+08:00

Did you know that the name of the animation cartoon studio Hanna-Barbera (Yogi Bear, Flintstones, Jetsons, Scooby-Doo) is actually a combination of the last names of founders William Hanna and Joseph Barbera?!Now you do, wise guy.Tomorrow at midnight, the Trenchcoat Managers clash embrace once more. Yay!I drove my dad's car around earlier on and guess what was the very first thing I forgot? To

2005-10-24T16:06:00.000+08:00

Natalie Portman replaces Iker Casillas as Real Madrid's first choice goalkeeper! What is Hollywood's loss is also a gain for the world's most prestigious football club- Could this be the reinvigoration of the Whites' pursuit of European glory?Incubus - My Girl (Temptations cover)

2005-10-13T00:03:00.000+08:00

Dear fucker (not this Fucka)/fuckstress-who-switched-off-my-phone-left-on-the-cab, I hope my dearest Samsung explodes in your kitchen (if you have a house, asshole), igniting the flammable gas from the then would-be ruptured pipelines, causing you and your entire family a spectacular death.:)Aww. :)Wouldn't you love to play with her?Ramones - What A Wonderful WorldLisa Ono - Chaga de

2005-10-08T07:33:00.000+08:00

I'm not particularly certain why, but when I'm not on any drowsy anti-food poisoning drugs or suffering from extreme fatigue (caused by excessive alcohol consumption or a severe lack of sleep), I cannot dream before the birds sing chirp and flutter their wings to go catch their worms under those gorgeous sunbeams.Perhaps this is not due to insomnia (I have tried these 30 simple but simply

2005-09-26T01:54:00.000+08:00

Kelly - Trick MeNirvana - Breed, Negative CreepThe Honorary Title - Everything I Once Had (video)If you don't ride your motorbike like Valentino Rossi as expertly demonstrated by the neighbourhood racing wunderkind above...The Grim Reaper will be very pissed, and thus extremely inclined to rear its beautiful face on your sorry ass. Oh yeah, I'm just one lesson away from my TP; looking forward to

2005-09-12T14:01:00.000+08:00

I don't know what they're laughing at (probably the bangla mp3?) but I can't help but find their humour hilarious. Look at Roy Keane. Just look at him! Don't you just want to skip up to him and embrace that Irish lad?Looking for the perfect gift for that not-so-perfect person? S$28.00 for a brand new Jack Daniels Zippo. 8 in stock.Courtesy of Dominaldo who actually attended the Spurs v Chelsea

2005-09-06T03:23:00.000+08:00

The face that would launch my ship any day, Maggie Quigley!Upon acquirement of my 2B, which bike do you think I should purchase?The speedy death-causing sports;The extremely economical scooter;Or the petrol-consuming, wallet-busting scrambler?Thanks for your input, dear reader. :) You win a chargeable pillion ride! :DBird York - In The DeepDaft Punk - Something About UsAt the Drive-In - One

2005-08-31T01:08:00.000+08:00

Russell and Renee's Cinderella Man was surprisingly engaging; I felt like one of the protagonist's vast vociferous supporters at Madison Square, while in reality I was literally on the edge of my cinema seat silently cheering him on as he sparred, and ultimately victored over numerous real and abstract opposition. An excellent production; and unlike the brooding, but also quality counterpart

2005-08-16T23:52:00.000+08:00

Slipknot emphatically destroyed Fort Canning.Real moshing (fist fighting, too), performing a kung fu kick to the asshole in front of me whilst supporting on new found friends' shoulders, bodysurfing from the $100 arena to the VIP cage (landing with a bruising thud on my ass, my head narrowly missing the steel), spitting randomly whilst "Spit It Out" was played, obeying Corey's commands and

2005-08-11T16:17:00.000+08:00

Emi Suzuki! Now that I've got your attention..."Sometimes sleep leads to lethargy (which leads to sleep, which leads to leth...), for the forty winks can be very exhausting indeed. I nearly crashed into a truck whilst on the road today, as all that occupied my mind then was the song on the air."Every sha-la-la-la, every wo-o-o, still shines..."I lack perfect eyesight, so crossing a fairly busy

2005-08-10T02:24:00.000+08:00

First and foremost, a brilliantly poignant, perhaps cogent poem by Mad Sweeney himself!---I prefer the elusiverhapsody of blackbirdsto the garrulous blatherof men and women.---Then, pictures of my super-stylist uncle's Yorkshire Terrier puppy, complete with dyed pink crown!awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmy shoe's kicking its ass :) and it's glad!Ibiza Chillout Session CD

2005-08-06T02:54:00.000+08:00

Rachel Wong McAdams (The Notebook), she who features in the surprisingly entertaining Wedding Crashers with Owen Wilson's nose is a refreshing deviation from the curvy, gorgeous stereotype cast in a typical Hollywood flicker with her mesmeric smile, apparent here:she's probably grinning because she didn't waste her ca$h on Land of the DeadHer charming smile doesn't provide consolation in the

2005-07-30T07:18:00.000+08:00

Happy 19th Birthday Rayner, life would suck without you!This is real blood; not a Max Payne screenshot. See what happened was I unaccidentally propelled fed Ma-HAudrey a piece of cake but she took wayyyyyyy too long to open her mouth, and thus pandemonia ensued.Qishen tripped over a wire, tipping over shot glasses and bottles to create a really great booby trap for thieves but alas, Darius fell

2005-07-18T03:45:00.000+08:00

Ha-Ha (you know, the way resident Springfield bully Nelson does it?)! It's almost as if the printer itself, not my parents, is reminding me to keep it dirt-free and happy.Any Channel 5-watching nocturne would know that Scrubs, a TV series in which Zach Braff (better known for his role in Garden State) stars is superior when juxtaposed with the massively overrated Lost; but one element they're

2005-07-03T14:36:00.000+08:00

I watched my first, nearly-all-of-it rugby match on cable yesterday and the truly awesome All Blacks of New Zealand annihilated Prince William's British & Irish Lions in the unmistakable scoreline of 48-18.The Haka never fails to inspire me out of bed in the early morning; it should be made the international standard for alarm clocks, rather than the irritable clamour of ringing metal or whining

2005-06-29T03:04:00.000+08:00

Death Cab for Cutie - Pictures in an ExhibitionSlip-motherfucking-knot!!! \m/In case you didn't know, Neil Gaiman is the author of the highly acclaimed (and addictive) graphic novel series, The Sandman. A dream come true, this.Bearsin & The Bearstalk! :)Magnificent, celebrated poison.I recently began working at this Vie Bar nearby, and boy is it the ultimate job. Good pay, fantastic location (a

2005-06-23T21:43:00.000+08:00

Are you an avid fan of the controversial + educational South Park animation? Or someone who always wished he could kill Kenny? Now you can!Make yourself!Now this is what I call photography. :)I'm fond of this model who's featured in this condominium advertisement. Don't ask me why, maybe it's the titillating apple, her wavy hair, or the way the colour of her lips matches with the fruit in her

2005-06-19T01:25:00.000+08:00

Yours truly has turned 19 on 19 and yes, I am a year closer to my inevitable death as well, unlike Garfield who will forever live on in our hearts and stomachs. Happy birthday to you too, kitty! ):But it's alright, for I have lived a tremendously enjoyable life for the better part of it so far, largely due to my elephantine fortune for having the best friends, family and bitch this sad, dying

2005-06-13T22:13:00.000+08:00

Bearsin attempting to intimidate R2D2;A feeble attempt at imitating Batman;Ichiban-Sushi salmon sashimi which texture is as tender as a lover's tongue;Some football game over at Parkway Parade where you try to score a penalty against this superimposed goalie with as much power as possible;Ann Kok <3 me! :PAvenged Sevenfold - Beast & The HarlotAtreyu - You Eclipsed By MeStutterfly - Out Of The Mud

2005-06-08T03:36:00.000+08:00

When I went through the scores of photos stowed away in the weighty tin boxes brimmed with forgotten memories, I found several pictures of my father that irresistibly made me play the earworm theme of Tom Cruise's Top Gun (too many times they played the tune of "Take My Breath Away" in that flicker) in my head."highhhhhhhhway to...... the danger zone."Hehehehehe! :)Which is the odd one out?Love

2005-06-03T23:27:00.000+08:00

For all you people out there who appreciate the beauty of the female form, I beseech you, click here for massive eye candy!In other important news, Harvard student Natalie Portman has shaven her head for undisclosed reasons. A religious pilgrimage of sorts, perhaps? (PS: She did this for her part in the upcoming flicker, "V for Vendetta". Thanks Rachel!)But still extremely desirable in my book.

2005-06-01T19:17:00.000+08:00

break up with your girlfriend the fun and easy way!Probably the most noteworthy point of this five-day wake was the apparent contagion of my grandma's love for gambling to the living. If you didn't know better, you'd have thought it was an extremely conspicuous, reverse-psychology-to-authorities gambling den at the 'void' deck of a lovely Lor Lew Lian.I actually learnt how to play better daidee,

2005-05-26T05:34:00.000+08:00

dudek saves shevy's spot kick :(Much to my infinite surprise, the remarkable 50th Champions League Final was nothing short of a sporting spectacle; this magnificent game led to excessive shrilling, vulgar exclamations and sharp gasps, and its awesome result rendered me speechless.Both teams of Milan and Milan (Baros)'s played masterful, exhilarating football worth a week of fatigue due to

2005-05-24T23:59:00.000+08:00

Barely two weeks after the passing of my father's father, the same grievous fate has befallen my mother's mother. The brain hemorrage was sudden and lethal, albeit not instantly fatal. Apparently I was the only one who bid her zai jian as I shut the door for her when she left the house this very morning.My friends, heed the cliche and cherish, never take anything for granted. She was kind, loving

2005-05-18T13:21:00.000+08:00

As they (have you ever wondered, who, precisely, is they?) say, a picture is worth a thousand words; and I'm certain you lazy bastards love that adage, don't you? :)Evidently Spider-Man exists! Here! At my place!The bear attempting to pass the ball without breaking his cotton foot, but to no avail. ):My DMR Sidekick which spends more time sitting around looking pretty collecting dust, than out of

2005-05-16T22:38:00.000+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present you an image of my family vehicle, captured by my virgin camera phone, the Samsung E720C.Did you know that Korean-based Samsung is going to replace Emirates as the shirt sponsor for ascending football club Chelsea?And not forgetting a resident of the Tree of Bears. :)Hi!

2005-05-14T15:34:00.000+08:00

After a lengthy deliberation of three secondsA lot of wise decisions were madeI will never sing to a burly French bouncerThe chorus of Lady MarmaladeIn the second second I thought of many thingsSuch as my serving the countryAnd that Desperate Housewives surpasses the Orange CountyIn the final part of ponderingMy brain thought many thoughts at onceOne was which phone to get*And that Malcolm

2005-05-07T08:28:00.000+08:00

Person of the moment: amiable, affable Valery Karpin.Russian midfield lynchpin of Spanish football club Real Sociedad demonstrates a modern Jekyll & Hyde.and...Hahahahaha this is even funnier than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Really. ^('. ',)^Korn - It's On!Black Sabbath - War PigsMozart - The Magic FluteTricky - You Don't WannaElement Eighty - ParachuteDoves - Black & White TownGeorge Michael -

2005-05-02T21:34:00.000+08:00

Massive Attack - AngelTo quote ESPNSoccernet.com in a recent article regarding wunderkind Wayne Rooney, "Rooney was caught on camera in February shouting the F-word at referee Graham Poll 20 times during Manchester United's game against Arsenal at Highbury." Only 20 times? ): That's extreme politeness!On the topic of the versatile "F-word", my parents have become much more liberal with its usage

2005-04-30T22:02:00.000+08:00

Let le Thierry viva Henry trick you with his impeccable skill!To Alexis, CKS and my dad; May your respective days of birth bring you each an abundance of sheer joy! <:) To the rest of you: Happy Labour (Slacking) Day! :)-|-

2005-04-29T13:02:00.000+08:00

Rolling Stones - AngieGrandaddy - A M 180 Fiona Apple - Paper BagVelvet Revolver - SlitherRazorlight - Golden TouchLetter Kills - Don't BelieveZero 7 - In The Waiting LineIron & Wine - Such Great HeightsPatsy Cline - Walking After MidnightMudvayne - Happy, A World So Cold50 Cent - Just A Lil Bit, Shake Dat Ass New Found Glory - My Friends Over YouRichard Clayderman - Balada para AdelinaVinicius

2005-04-23T01:07:00.000+08:00

After acquainting myself with the neighbourhood feline that I joshed sometime ago, I've promised the stars to try (really hard) gift it milk every night that I see it. I have also set aside a portion of my bank to freeing bird(s)- I will purchase my all-time favourite sparrow from the Serangoon bird shop tomorrow; and after a few hours of taming and singing together, I will release it back into

2005-04-18T22:34:00.000+08:00

Dogs. They are termed as our best friend and they all go to heaven. I took this quiz online and after ten obstreperous (you'll realize why) questions, it told me that if I were to be a dog, the breed of which in question would be none other than this:The Bearded Collie. ^('.',)^ Woof!Which breed are You?Hot Hot Heat - Goodnight GoodnightYeah Yeah Yeahs - Hello TomorrowIron & Wine - Naked As We

2005-04-11T00:30:00.000+08:00

Real Madrid 4 - 2 BarcelonaThe game was nothing short of abso-fucking-lutely pulsating. It's exhilarating to the point that there should be a disclaimer for the health of every spectator, be it at home, a kopitiam, or at the Bernabeu itself. I've promised myself one thing, and that is to be among the delirious Real supporters at the colossal stadium as we celebrate our victory against our nemesis

2005-04-07T23:54:00.000+08:00

Mockingbros, it was great having your superb company whilst watching Vin Diesel pacify; Aya Ueto installing; the S-Diary of that Korean lass; and Linus & Co. losing to zee French in the final.I just returned from a stroll around my neighbourhood in my fortuitous, pun-loving "Jean Tonic" boxers and I encountered many peculiar scenes that usually go unnoticed by most. As I passed the spacious

2005-04-06T23:28:00.000+08:00

My magnanimous friends, I'll be beginning work as NYDC's latest wunderkind as soon as next week just outside Heeren, so please patronize (tip and compliment generously) whenever (as frequently as I deem fit- which means all the time)! Thanks in advance! :)My grandma and I set aside our generation(s)-gap-induced-differences-which-don't-really-matter and combined our culinary expertise this chilly

2005-04-01T07:27:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Nicholas/Matthew/MeCineleisure is the place to beFor many many pretty things you will seeMakes us all wanna jump with gleeLogin to in vogue Friendster, and there's this field "Who Do You Want To Meet?" right at the bottom of your profile. Well, initially I was thinking of the puppets featured in the slapstick comedy "Team America", but after watching Saved! immediately after, I

2005-03-29T21:51:00.000+08:00

Yesterday comprised of a fantastic evening of shopping at Orchard with Bitchammy, and... a fantastic evening of shopping at Orchard with Bitchammy. The fact that I could only remember this for the whole of the week's second day is its testimony of wonder. (: Starry starry night, on the field where crickets hide!For the first time in my life today, I drove legally on Singaporean roads without

2005-03-27T23:09:00.000+08:00

Do you want to experience nostalgia? Then Choose Your Own Adventure!For a good laugh to break the ice and awkward moments, right-click here and save target as. Haha funny stuff. :DThere was an isolated shower around my dwelling earlier on, and so I decided that it was an opportune time to try something that each and every one of us wanted to do when we were younger. Half of my body was completely

2005-03-25T03:16:00.000+08:00

Can anyone say road trip?!All Black Yiwen, Cheryl-who-crawls-on-Phuture-floors, Stephanie Simpson, Jaryl Hakkinen (with his diesel-powered supervan), and his astute co-driver Joshua set Singaporean roads ablaze with the impressive top speed of 65 km/h, drawing priceless looks and memorable gestures from our fellow road users.Within only an hour or two, we arrived at our destination of Malaysia...

2005-03-24T00:41:00.000+08:00

Happy 21st Birthday/Independence Day Charmaine! (:I watched three brilliant movies recently, namely Robots, The Woodsman and Closer. The lively animation feature was full of clever humour; the Woodsman being Kevin Bacon's definite tour de force; and the flicker featuring the Fantastic Four (Natalie, Jude, Julia, Michael) was nothing short of captivating, stunning.You can shine, no matter what

2005-03-21T20:32:00.001+08:00

Thomasi's fishes are so exquisite that I think each of them are worth more than President Bush himself. And his mother, too. Is this why my blog didn't win me some t-shirt sponsorship unlike that SP girl? ): At least you get candid posts from me who's so ever altruistic. (: Huh you say? Read on.I helped out with the annual TrialBikes competition last Sunday at Siloso alongside riders of all

2005-03-17T22:53:00.000+08:00

For the typical procrastinating student, here's something from yours truly to rally.Hip hip hurray, yayThe holidays are soon, you sayAh, but shouldn't it be a holi-every-dayFor how fun is life unless it's no work and all play?Yeah, well, o-kayYour words are that of a super-gay fayNothing in this world ever really goes your wayIf you don't work, you won't get no payAnd then, come next MayYou'll be

2005-03-03T20:45:00.000+08:00

What do you get with a can of flammable mosquito repellant, a Zippo and a Joshua? That's right kids, fun! Play with fire whilst listening to Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK" and you will experience life in a entirely new perspective... Lucifer's.I emailed Singapore Customs and enquired about the legality of importing Absinthe, the Green Fairy, and this is their reply:2. Please note that AVA has