everyday is sinday

Happy 19th Birthday Rayner, life would suck without you!



This is real blood; not a Max Payne screenshot. See what happened was I unaccidentally propelled fed Ma-HAudrey a piece of cake but she took wayyyyyyy too long to open her mouth, and thus pandemonia ensued.

Qishen tripped over a wire, tipping over shot glasses and bottles to create a really great booby trap for thieves but alas, Darius fell victim to it.

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Following a great many hours of awesome chilling, I then returned from one of the greatest birthday parties ever, reeking of the following on the bus ride home (almost like one of those anti-shower campaigners):

-alcohol in the form of vodka and Heineken
-cigarettes of Marlboro, Viceroy and Virginia Slims
-delectable banana-chocolate cake
-Darius' blood
-eggs

What made this party a true success was the absence of ostentatious bullshit, and the undeniable presence of a group of friends savouring impeccable hospitality and incomparable company.

Now you know the secret to the perfect party. Cheers!

Beck - Loser
Arrested Development
Rouge Rouge - L'Amour
GLENN FREY - THE ONE YOU LOVE