For the nth time in my life, I walked straight into my sturdy wardrobe and I was left grimacing on the floor. What's new eh? Now, allow me to teach you two very true proverbs. First one goes, "Shameful Arsenal, Always Cheating!" This is the first time I actually managed to make out each and every word coming from the marvellous crowds with absolute clarity. The second pithy is, "Glory glory Man United!" Learn these two, and you will go far in life.
It's halftime now, and I must say, there's really nothing more pulsating and adrenaline-inducing than a Manchester United v Arsenal match. Without fail, after watching this matchup, I am always unable to sleep and I feel the urge to just... Kill (or spit on the repulsive Arse cannon) .
Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song
My dear friends, just like in life or exams (which I failed excellently, all 3 papers a F(uck), by the way), shit happens. That is why we... didn't quite make the grade today. But the almighty Brazil and puissant Real Madrid don't win all their matches, do they? Ma-ma-ma-many thanks to all who made the trip down today, including our wonderful fans who decided not to cheer, so as not to distract us. Bravo!
I pissed on the overhead bridge near MacRitchie reservoir today. It was extremely refreshing, with the cool breeze caressing your face, as if it was gently cleansing. Try it! The next time shit rains down on your windscreen, don't mention it. You're welcome! :)
Happy advanced 17th Birthday to Kelly Tan! You're one year closer to your inevitable death.
It's halftime now, and I must say, there's really nothing more pulsating and adrenaline-inducing than a Manchester United v Arsenal match. Without fail, after watching this matchup, I am always unable to sleep and I feel the urge to just... Kill (or spit on the repulsive Arse cannon) .
Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song
My dear friends, just like in life or exams (which I failed excellently, all 3 papers a F(uck), by the way), shit happens. That is why we... didn't quite make the grade today. But the almighty Brazil and puissant Real Madrid don't win all their matches, do they? Ma-ma-ma-many thanks to all who made the trip down today, including our wonderful fans who decided not to cheer, so as not to distract us. Bravo!
I pissed on the overhead bridge near MacRitchie reservoir today. It was extremely refreshing, with the cool breeze caressing your face, as if it was gently cleansing. Try it! The next time shit rains down on your windscreen, don't mention it. You're welcome! :)
Happy advanced 17th Birthday to Kelly Tan! You're one year closer to your inevitable death.
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