Wednesday, September 29

Adieu, Lorraine. Thanks for all the memories.

Rampaging debutant Rooney scored a remarkable hat-trick as his team cruised to a 6-2 victory over faltering Fanerbache at Old Trafford. Elsewhere, in the landmark Bernabeu stadium, Real Madrid stunned AS Roma by smashing four goals into the latter's net after conceding two. An astonishing fourteen goals for only two matches! To find the average number of goals per game for the mathematically challenged like myself, here: 14 / 2 = 7.

Formatting sucks shit, unlike the fare my mum and I prepared today. Shrimps, salmon, ham, fusilli pasta, a variety of crunchy greens, apple and mayonnaise sauce all came together to form an amply gratifying dish. Josh can cook, so can you!

Aqua - Turn Back Time
Jimmy Eat World - Authority Song

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